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How To Be Perfect: New Friends
HTB’s How To Be Perfect girls on making new friends Welcome to How To Be Perfect; a no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything. *We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by...
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How To Be Perfect: Dating Ugly
How can you be perfect and date ugly people too? Welcome to How To Be Perfect; a no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything. *We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by...
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How To Be Perfect: Not Obnoxious
How to be Perfect, but not obnoxious. It’ an art. Welcome to How To Be Perfect; a no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything. *We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by...
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How College Students Aren’t Quite Real Adults Yet
We college kids sometimes get tossed into the category of adulthood. Heck, we sometimes throw ourselves into the mix, but this is not the best description for ourselves. College kids may be out there...
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Kanye as President, What Would It Look Like?
Using our patented KTB BreezeScope™ to look at potential futures, we located a news report from April 30, 2021, 100 days after Kanye West was sworn into office as The President of the United States of...
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Breaking Story: To Russia With Love, Merry Christmas, Donnie
While digging through the dumpster outside of Trump Towers (aka White House North) our hardworking team at Killing the Breeze found this letter crumpled up in a copy of How Washington Actually Works...
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This week our team was doing our usual digging through the trash outside Trump Towers when we found a thumb drive wrapped in a note scribbled in purple crayon saying “For Daddy: This is Team Trump.”...
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Police Brutality “Jokes” Are For Comedians Not The President
This is one of my favorite Dave Chapelle bits from his Killing Them Softly special. I implore you to take the time to watch the whole 9 minutes if you have not. It illuminates police brutality...
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